Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise
Heavy Oil Leaks Disturbing Engine Noises
Highly Stolen Vehicle
Heaps Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises
Hey Our Lads Don't Engineer Nuthin
Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now
Tonnes Of Rust And No Acceleration
HOL DEN... Together(Holdin Together)
HOLDEN = Hop Out Lads Damn Engines Nakered
CHEV - Chasing Henry's Excellent Vehicles!
CHEV - Chuck Heave Eventually Vomit
G M C = ******n Motor Croaked
Q:Whats the difference between a holden and a trolley
A:A trolley is far easier too push
If builders built buildings the way Holden make cars, then the first
woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
What’s the difference between an elephant and a Holden?
One’s big, slow and damn ugly, the other is an elephant
"Holden" - Australia's Most Widely Used Warning Label
Walkinshaw= Walking-for-sure
Holden, Push on
What's the difference between a golf ball and and a Holden?
You can drive a golf ball a 100 yards
What time is it when a Holden passes another Holden?
Tin past Tin.
A little Girl is walking home from school and a car pulls along side her.
The Driver asked her to get in and he'll give her a ride home.
The Girl Refuses.
The driver follows along beside her peroidically asking he to get in for a ride home.
Eventually the girl says "You bought the Holden Daddy, now you ride in it"!
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