A 90 year old man said to his doctor:
"I've
never felt better.. I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with
my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied:
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a
season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by
mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his
umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.
"What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said:
"I'd say somebody else put a shot into the beaver."
The doctor said:
"My point exactly."
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