A woman was out walking with her 4 year old daughter who picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
The Mummy asked her not to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at her Mummy with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," she was thinking quickly, "...all mums knows this stuff. Um
it's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mummy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get It!" she beamed. "So if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
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