FTW Racing - Fabricated To Win
 
  Home arrow Humour arrow Human Endeavour arrow Hillbilly Mirror Wednesday, 23 August 2017 
Main Menu
Home
News Feeds
Humour
Automotive
Quotes
Sailing
Computers
Recipes
Picture Gallery
Contact Us
Games
Everything Else
Song Lyrics
- - - - - - -
Login Form





Lost Password?
Most Read
* All The News
* 50 Great Motorsport Quotes
* Shelby Drop Front Suspension Mod.
* Ford Crossflow 250 Performance Mods
* Ford Crossflow Inline 6 Tech Info
* X-Series Falcon Steering Upgrade
* Ford Alloy Head Crossflow 6 Cylinder Intake & Exhaust Mods
* DIY LPG Installation
* Ford 6 Cylinder Engines - Crossflow and OHC
* 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang
* How Fast is Fast - Top Fuel Dragster
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* Ford 4.0 vs 4.1 I6 Engines
* Falcon Speedo Gears
* Engine falls off a 33 year old Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet
* Bill Gates' Address to Whitney High School in Vasalia, CA
* Advance Australia Fair
* Ford Six Fuel Return Lines
* Edel 35 Manufacturer Brochure Extracts
* Bathurst Pole Positions
* Anniversary Gift Ideas
* From air traffic control
* The Snake and the Kangaroo
* 1964 Thunderbolt Fairlane
* Nudist Colony
* Fire Risk - Plug-in Air Fresheners
* How Rare is my Australian Ford?
* You might be a racer if...
* Dictionary of Australian Slang
Newsfeeds for your site
Advertisement
Hillbilly Mirror Print E-mail
After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father.

So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly Bitch he's runnin' around with."
 
< Prev   Next >

You might be a racer if:
Your Christmas list begins with another set of BFG R1s and Pauter rods and your 'significant other' knows what they are.
Latest Content
* Ford Crossflow 6 Cylinder Camshaft Suggestions
* Ford 6 Cylinder Engines - Crossflow and OHC
* Roll Center, Center of Gravity & Weight Transfer
* OZZYISMS
* Wheel Fitment - PCD List
* Australian Slang
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
* Ford Alloy Head Crossflow 6 Cylinder Intake & Exhaust Mods
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* Chopper
* Tax Explained in Beer
* The Rules of Rural QLD
* Dick Johnson In-Car Commentary
* Nautical Origins of Common Expressions
* Hillbilly Divorce
* Irish Extreme Sports
* SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
* Feelings of Inadequacy?
* Tips For The Ladies
* Sentence Structure
* We've always done it like that
* Telephone Repair
* Naval Logistics
* Hillbilly Mirror
* Breast Milk
* Bar Tricks
* Ventriloquist Visits NZ
* How Women Think...
* Great Barnyard
* Irish Farmer
: Home :: News Feeds :: Humour :: Automotive :: Quotes :: Sailing :: Computers :: Recipes :: Picture Gallery :: Contact Us :: Games :: Everything Else :: Song Lyrics :

NQ Websites: Website Design and Hosting, North Queensland