The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.
Billabonk: To make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: A partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: A fake Indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: Good-quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: A cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: All your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor.
Shagman: An unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
Yabble: The unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
Bushwanker: A pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Ulupu: A big crap in the middle of nowhere!
And for the Kiwis amongst us:
Shorn bag: A particularly attractive naked sheep!
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