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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2.  If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a  pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In  need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on  the 30 day diet.  (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).  

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and  deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS  and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.  They know me here..

9. Lead me not into  temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a  knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life  gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.  

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone  else's ex-boyfriend! 
 
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