FTW Racing - Fabricated To Win
 
  Home arrow Humour arrow Politics arrow Johnny & the Queen Sunday, 05 February 2012 
Main Menu
Home
News Feeds
Humour
Automotive
Quotes
Sailing
Computers
Recipes
Picture Gallery
Contact Us
Games
Everything Else
Song Lyrics
- - - - - - -
Login Form





Lost Password?
Most Read
* All The News
* Shelby Drop Front Suspension Mod.
* Ford Crossflow 250 Performance Mods
* Ford Crossflow Inline 6 Tech Info
* 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang
* How Fast is Fast - Top Fuel Dragster
* X-Series Falcon Steering Upgrade
* 50 Great Motorsport Quotes
* DIY LPG Installation
* Engine falls off a 33 year old Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet
* Advance Australia Fair
* Anniversary Gift Ideas
* Edel 35 Manufacturer Brochure Extracts
* Falcon Speedo Gears
* Ford 4.0 vs 4.1 I6 Engines
* Ford Six Fuel Return Lines
* The Snake and the Kangaroo
* From air traffic control
* Fire Risk - Plug-in Air Fresheners
* Nudist Colony
* Bathurst Pole Positions
* 1964 Thunderbolt Fairlane
* Dictionary of Australian Slang
* How Rare is my Australian Ford?
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* Sailing a Catamaran
* Have Your Mammies Grammed
* Bill Gates' Address to Whitney High School in Vasalia, CA
* A Sailor's Dictionary.
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
Newsfeeds for your site
Advertisement
Johnny & the Queen Print E-mail

The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, was in England meeting the Queen at Balmoral.
They were discussing Australia and Howard's plans for the future.

Howard asked the queen if it was possible to turn Australia into a Kingdom to increase its force in the world market. The Queen replied,
"One needs a King for a Kingdom and you are most certainly not a King."

He then asks if it is possible to turn Australia into an Empire.
The Queen replies,
"For an Empire one needs an Emperor you are most certainly not an Emperor."

Howard thinks for a moment and then asks if it is possible to turn Australia into a principality.
The Queen replies,
"For a principality one needs a Prince and you Mr. Howard are certainly not a prince."

The Queen adds further,
"Without meaning to be rude Mr. Howard I think Australia should remain as a country."


 
< Prev   Next >

You might be a racer if:
You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
Latest Content
* Ford Crossflow 6 Cylinder Camshaft Suggestions
* Ford 6 Cylinder Engines - Crossflow and OHC
* Roll Center, Center of Gravity & Weight Transfer
* OZZYISMS
* Wheel Fitment - PCD List
* Australian Slang
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
* Ford Alloy Head Crossflow 6 Cylinder Intake & Exhaust Mods
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* Chopper
* Tax Explained in Beer
* The Rules of Rural QLD
* Dick Johnson In-Car Commentary
* Nautical Origins of Common Expressions
* Hillbilly Divorce
* Irish Extreme Sports
* SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
* Feelings of Inadequacy?
* Tips For The Ladies
* Sentence Structure
* We've always done it like that
* Telephone Repair
* Naval Logistics
* Hillbilly Mirror
* Breast Milk
* Bar Tricks
* Ventriloquist Visits NZ
* How Women Think...
* Great Barnyard
* Irish Farmer
: Home :: News Feeds :: Humour :: Automotive :: Quotes :: Sailing :: Computers :: Recipes :: Picture Gallery :: Contact Us :: Games :: Everything Else :: Song Lyrics :

Les Cavanagh: Website Design and Hosting, North Queensland