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About as useful as an Ashtray on a Motorbike !

All I wanted was rock-n-roll, porn and a motorbike...

He was a low down cheap little punk with a motorbike.

Menstrual Cycle - "A bloody Japanese motorbike, mate!"

Motorbike:TheMostFunYouCanHaveWithYourWillyInYourTrousers

The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike

A motorcycle rider with bad teeth is the leader of the plaque.

Activists are more opposed to fur than leather - it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gang

Aggie Motorcycle:  Cow-a-Socky!

Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs. - Kay

And Remember What The Motorcycle Dude Says, Keep The Polished Side Up.

Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle.

Biblical motorcycles - "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land

Cheer up Motorcycle Dude. The worst is yet to come.

Do you store your motorcycle in your living room?

Even rode my motorcycle in the rain. And you told me not to drive,  but I made it home alive. - Billy Joel

For sale: wheelchair, hospital bed, and a motorcycle

Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samuri sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles

Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. - Janet

Guy: Walk? * Crow: No, there's a motorcycle in my pants

Harley Davidson, n. - American Motorcycle. The vibrator you can enjoy in public

Harlez-vous francais?  <Can you drive a French motorcycle?>

Have you ever parked your motorcycle in a hotel room?

Here is a parting gift for you. A Fubar Motorcycle

harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

I remember when sex was safe and motorcycles weren't!

I was the gender equity adviser to Satan's Choice Motorcycle Club.

If motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother, you may be a Redneck

MOTORCYCLE RIDERS like something hot between their legs.

Motorcycle gang lawyers for rough justice

Motorcycle riders do it with chains.

Motorcycles -- Airplanes on two wheels

Music, sex & motorcycles...what else is there?

Oxymoron: motorcycle safety

Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? A: Rebel without a clue

"Bother!" said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.

"Bother," said Pooh, as the motorcycle's rear wheel came off

"The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing-impaired."

"Travel by motorcycle," said Tom triumphantly.

"WE LOOK COOL!!" - The Tick, with Arthur on Two-Eyed Jack's motorcycle

Sharon's Camp for Wayward Motorcycles, Quesnel, BC

Support the American Kidney Foundation.  Don't wear your motorcycle helmet

Terminator: I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

The Motorcycle Dude Wants You to Look Left then Right,Then do it Again

The Motorcycle Dude Wishes For Every One To Ride Safe And Enjoy Life

The motorcycle is close-captioned for the hearing-impaired

Ultralights...motorcycles of the air

Unlike motorcycle's, a redhead NEVER runs of fuel!!

Useless Invention:  Air-Bag Motorcycle jacket.

Useless Invention:  Motorcycle seat-belts.

Useless Invention:  Tire chains for motorcycles.

Yo' momma's like a motorcycle: Couple kicks and shes roaring to go

BIKERS do it on wheels

Bajoran bikers who refuse to wear earrings... on the next Oprah!

Biker's don't do tag lines...

Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo!

Biker Nuns From Hell.......on the Geraldo

Biker's Motto : It's better to burn out than to fade away

Biker's definition of rape: Assualt with a friendly weapon!

Bikers hopped up on goof balls - Crow

Bikers ride a mean machine

Bye, teen gang! - Tom as bikers leave

Can you give me body lice? - Joel as biker

Computer Programers' Biker Club: Hex Angels

Cowboy v. biker: C'boy has it on the OUTSIDE of his boots

Do bikers really think all these roads would be here without cars?

Don't worry, the 60s will be over soon - Crow to bikers

Hemophiliac Biker - Bleeder of the Pack

I am Biker Bitch of Borg.  Kiss my assimilator!

I survived the Par-tay at the DINGY LITTLE BIKER BUILDING!

Innuendo Freeway - Joel as biker exits tunnel

Insect life: Protein supplement for bikers.

Isn't this the "Lesbian mercernary pro-life biker nuns on acid" conference?

It's HUGE! - Tom as biker girl puts her bra on a grave

It's tail whipping time! - Biker Mice From Mars

Klingons... The Bikers of the Universe

Let's rock... and ride! - Biker Mice From Mars

OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires

Old bikers just want to kick her over 1 more time

15 grand and 15 miles does not make you a biker!

Put a wallet under the guy's tongue -Joel as biker dances

"Let's rock... and ride!" - Biker Mice From Mars

"This foxy biker chick's Ginsu bra-snappler..." -- Crow T. Robot

Seen on the back of a biker's vest:  'If you can read this, my wife fell off.'

She loved a Biker like an icon; he was the image of her dreams

sign in biker bar: Unattended maidens will be ravished...

That square bugs me! He really bugs me! - Joel as biker

The High Times corporate picnic - Tom on bikers

The Jay Leno gang! - Crow on dorky bikers

The Manson Family home videos - Tom on bikers

Transvestite Nazi bikers and those who love `em on the next Oprah!

Uh oh! It's the stinky guy! - Joel on grubby biker

WOODAPPLE - Biker without a bike

You misspelled 'Skelter' - Crow to biker girl with note

Your weinie broken...? - Biker, asking about WeinerMobile
 
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