A woman who was cleaning her house (surprise surprise), rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. so... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want
these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out
of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but
not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done.
Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able to find the right man.
You know - one that's considerate and
fun, romantic,likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in
bed, and gets long with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful.
That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map again."
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