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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband
A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find
such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a
lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love
her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men - but married
men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
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