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The Priest and the Parrots |
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest asks.
"They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know, I have two male talking parrots, that I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase in no time"
"Thank you," the woman said , "this may be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered!"
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