FTW Racing - Fabricated To Win
 
  Home arrow Humour arrow Risque arrow At Tiffanys Friday, 18 May 2012 
Main Menu
Home
News Feeds
Humour
Automotive
Quotes
Sailing
Computers
Recipes
Picture Gallery
Contact Us
Games
Everything Else
Song Lyrics
- - - - - - -
Login Form





Lost Password?
Most Read
* All The News
* Shelby Drop Front Suspension Mod.
* Ford Crossflow 250 Performance Mods
* Ford Crossflow Inline 6 Tech Info
* 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang
* How Fast is Fast - Top Fuel Dragster
* X-Series Falcon Steering Upgrade
* 50 Great Motorsport Quotes
* DIY LPG Installation
* Engine falls off a 33 year old Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet
* Advance Australia Fair
* Anniversary Gift Ideas
* Edel 35 Manufacturer Brochure Extracts
* Falcon Speedo Gears
* Ford 4.0 vs 4.1 I6 Engines
* Ford Six Fuel Return Lines
* The Snake and the Kangaroo
* From air traffic control
* Fire Risk - Plug-in Air Fresheners
* Nudist Colony
* Bathurst Pole Positions
* 1964 Thunderbolt Fairlane
* Dictionary of Australian Slang
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* How Rare is my Australian Ford?
* Sailing a Catamaran
* Have Your Mammies Grammed
* Bill Gates' Address to Whitney High School in Vasalia, CA
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
* A Sailor's Dictionary.
Newsfeeds for your site
Advertisement
At Tiffanys Print E-mail
A lady walks into Tiffany's Jewellers.

She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,

'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,

'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'


He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.'
 
< Prev   Next >

You might be a racer if:
You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
Latest Content
* Ford Crossflow 6 Cylinder Camshaft Suggestions
* Ford 6 Cylinder Engines - Crossflow and OHC
* Roll Center, Center of Gravity & Weight Transfer
* OZZYISMS
* Wheel Fitment - PCD List
* Australian Slang
* Ford Crossflow 6 Rebuild Suggestions
* Ford Alloy Head Crossflow 6 Cylinder Intake & Exhaust Mods
* Ford Crossflow 6 Alloy Head Information
* Chopper
* Tax Explained in Beer
* The Rules of Rural QLD
* Dick Johnson In-Car Commentary
* Nautical Origins of Common Expressions
* Hillbilly Divorce
* Irish Extreme Sports
* SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
* Feelings of Inadequacy?
* Tips For The Ladies
* Sentence Structure
* We've always done it like that
* Telephone Repair
* Naval Logistics
* Hillbilly Mirror
* Breast Milk
* Bar Tricks
* Ventriloquist Visits NZ
* How Women Think...
* Great Barnyard
* Irish Farmer
: Home :: News Feeds :: Humour :: Automotive :: Quotes :: Sailing :: Computers :: Recipes :: Picture Gallery :: Contact Us :: Games :: Everything Else :: Song Lyrics :

NQ Websites: Website Design and Hosting, North Queensland