Why Sentence Structure is so Important....
The boss had to lay someone off, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Connie or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would lay off the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Connie came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Connie, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
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