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Condoms, Three, Six or Twelve in a Box? |
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Have you ever wondered why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son.
They walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
The father matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Dad, Why are there 3 in this package?"
The father replies, "Those are for high school boys... One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Hey, Dad. That's real Coooool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of 6 and asks, "Then who are these for"?
Those are for college boys," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday."
"WOW!" says the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. .......One for January, one for February, one for March....."
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