Excerpt from The Book of Genesis, as written by the apostle Senior Speedo from the land of Windsor
"And on the seventh day the Lord did drive his '67 Fairlane, and it
came to pass that he popped the hood to gaze upon the 427 SOHC he had
created, and he saw that it was good.
And the serpent was upon the
motor, for there were 8 venturis, and this too was good.
So the Lord closed the hood and did drive from the garden of Dearborn,
until he came to the house of Chevrolet where Satan was complaining
that his cam had walked through his tin can timing cover.
And the Lord
didst ask "Why art thou persisting with that krud?
Turn thee to the
light, and see that it is blue".
And satan grunted, for his
waterpump-on-a-stick didst fall upon him, and he was of foul humour.
Seeing this, the Lord didst spin his tires all the way into 4th, and lo
Satan was enshrouded in a curious blue mist that not being of oil,
didst confuse him, and he was unable to see the light.
And so it came to pass that satan remained loyal to the house of Chevrolet".
Amen.
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